The Hills of Paradox

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies

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Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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-aggressively loves easter and my family and san diego and my extended family and the beach and everything-

Filed under emma talks a lot we go to san diego to celebrate easter with my extended family we're irish catholics there's a lot of us and we'll all be crammed into a small beach house my dad will cook lamb chops and everyone's bringing a different cassarole my cousins and i will all tell stories about when we were tiny i'll sit near my parents and overhear tidbits of stupid gossip about family politics there won't be near enough seats for everyone and we'll all squish on to one footrest we'll tease the boys for eating all the food and i'll answer questions about what i'm majoring in for the three thousandth time and it's all just really perfect