unhealthy ships (◡‿◡✿)
ships that are doomed from the beginning (◕‿◕✿)
unrequited ships (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
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The Hills of Paradox
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I have been enlightened
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To all you fandoms out there, this was my fortune today
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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howto-kissdistinctly-american:
This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.
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Orphan Black - 1x08 sneak peek - You know it’s really, really good to finally meet someone who gets it. Who gets…who gets me.
Em, you did not tell me science girlfriends were this cute.
Oz, I didn’t know science girlfriends were this cute. This is a sneak peek for the new ep tomorrow. Until yesterday, all I knew was “science girlfriends went on a science date and talked about science.” but then I watched every thing and science girlfriends are 100% this cute.
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That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
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I DON’T CHOOSE THE LESBIAN SHOWS THE LESBIAN SHOWS CHOOSE ME.
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daenerys is sitting cross-legged in her tent drinking wine with her handmaidens when her dragons fly inside, one after another after another. in turn they each drop something at her feet. viserion has a charred bird, rhaegal a large fish from the nearby sea, and drogon what looks like a small wild animal. “oh!” dany cries out. “presents? for me?” it is mother’s day after all, even for the mother of dragons
#what handmaidens #they’re all dead they all murdered each other #where the fuck is jhiqui
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